Independence Day: Dir: Roland Emmerich (1997)

Yes, it's true. I'm going to this one this early. Does not bode well for the next 362 days.

This movie is a pile of crap.

Please explain to me how a 1994 Mac Powerbook can not only interface with a centuries-advanced computer system, but download a virus, no less, that crashes said centuries-advanced computer system into the boot-up screen of a Commodore 64 or, possibly, a Vectrex gaming system. Go ahead. I dare you.

As soon as someone does this for me, I will write a well-thought out review of this piece of dog crap. I will not hold my breath, because if I did, I would die.

Thank you, and good-night.