Tuesday, January 5, 2010

This blog is evolving like ENCINO MAN.

OK, I'd like to add a new feature to the blog. Inspired by the addictive buying machine that is Amazon.com, I'm going to now feature a small "if you liked this movie than try this" type of addendum. For example, after the review proper, you'd see something like this:

IF YOU LIKED "INDEPENDENCE DAY", THEN YOU WOULD PROBABLY LIKE:

-Shoving a razor blade between your toes.
-Cannon-ball into a pool filled with thumb tacks.
-Stick your nostrils together with crazy glue.
-Eat your own corn-ridden fecal matter.

Nuff said? Righto, Guv-nuh!

And so, if you liked "PUBLIC ENEMIES", then you would probably like:

ROAD TO PERDITION (2002) DIR: SAM MENDES
THE UNTOUCHABLES (1987) DIR: BRIAN DE PALMA (make sure you pull a gun if he pulls a knife with this one)
BONNIE AND CLYDE (1967) DIR: ARTHUR PENN

1 comment:

Capt. Tomorrow said...

When are you going to review "The Blue Lagoon"? You know why.